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Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.

- messynessychic

it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

finally, my room can look like blackreach

how the hell does something without a nervous system die? does it just stop moving? is doesn’t have a circulatory system either….







if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.

it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 

what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.

You people have some fucking issues.

Fucking self victimized fuckshits

> sexualized ideas of “saving womens breasts” for male pleasure is everywhere
> women who’s breasts aren’t saved are now being treated as less than human and cast aside
> women speak out about this
> ugly fuckboy declares women “self victimizing”

ya ok

"you people have some fucking issues"
well yeah??? people are dying from this cancer and instead of focusing on the people with it we’re placing the importance on their boobs, not only dehumanizing and objectifying them but literally saying without their breasts they’re worthless???? of course we have issues with it if you don’t you need to reevaluate your life choices






Don’t limit yourself to just one type of legume, either: try string beans, peanuts, fava beans!

Mix n’ match!

Outline all of the lips or just one of the halves, the possibilities are endless!*

*They are not.

It’s sad because this actually works. Green beans = thinner lips, peanuts = super plump lips, garbanzo beans = round, tiny lips. God damn it, Stiffler.

Reblogging for the daytime crowd! Next tutorial: Nuts for Eyes. Let’s see how long I can get away with food objects.

Oh my god why havent I seen this before

I can’t believe my ridiculous bean-lip tutorial has 60K+ notes.

This makes my hollow promise of “nuts for eyes” a bigger cliffhanger than I ever intended.

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